Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2004 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2004 Jefferson Park Pengui 4/11/2005

  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Penguins           AB  R  H RBI AVG
  L.Ford RF           3  0  1  0 .450     D.Jeter SS          4  1  1  1 .345  
  E.Chavez CF         5  0  0  0 .167     L.Berkman RF        2  3  2  0 .524  
  T.Long LF           4  0  1  0 .308     M.Alou DH           4  3  3  4 .520  
  J.Wilson SS         3  0  1  0 .409     M.Ramirez LF        4  0  1  1 .375  
  C.Lee DH            4  0  2  0 .143     J.Lopez C           4  0  2  1 .333  
  J.Vidro 2B          3  0  0  0 .083     A.Dunn 1B           4  0  0  0 .160  
  P.Lo Duca 1B        4  0  0  0 .133     M.Cameron CF        4  0  0  0 .174  
  V.Castilla 3B       4  0  0  0 .000     B.Boone 2B          4  1  2  1 .250  
  D.Miller C          4  0  2  0 .400     R.Branyan 3B        4  0  0  0 .208  
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      34  0  7  0                 Totals      34  8 11  8


Proctologists... 0 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0  -  0  7  0
Penguins........ 2 1 3  0 2 0  0 0    -  8 11  0

Proctologists (0-6)      IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
J.Thomson LOSS(0-2)       2       7   6   6   1   4   3  59  20.65
K.Farnsworth              2 1/3   3   2   2   0   2   1  35  11.12
M.Timlin                  1 1/3   1   0   0   1   2   0  27   7.20
O.Moreno                  2 1/3   0   0   0   0   2   0  21   3.37
Totals                    8      11   8   8   2  10   4

Penguins (5-1)           IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
B.Webb WIN(2-0)           6 2/3   6   0   0   3   3   0 126   2.70
G.Mota                    2 1/3   1   0   0   1   0   0  30   4.91
Totals                    9       7   0   0   4   3   0

ATTENDANCE- 34,740 DATE- Monday, April 11th 2005 TIME- Day 
T- 2:58
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists:11  Penguins: 4
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 1  Penguins: 0
DOUBLES- C.Lee(2nd), D.Miller(2nd), L.Berkman(4th)
HOME RUNS- D.Jeter(2nd), M.Alou-2(2nd), B.Boone(2nd)
WALKS- L.Ford-2, J.Wilson, J.Vidro, L.Berkman-2
STRIKE OUTS- J.Wilson, C.Lee, J.Vidro, D.Jeter, A.Dunn-2, M.Cameron-3, B.Boone,
             R.Branyan-3
GIDP- M.Cameron
WILD PITCHES- M.Timlin, B.Webb
PASSED BALLS- J.Lopez
WEB GEMS- Top 6th: Mike Cameron robbed Paul Lo Duca of an extra base hit.

Moises Alou ripped 2 homeruns and had 4 RBI at the ballpark as the Jefferson
Park Penguins beat the reeling Chainsaw Proctologists by the count of 8 to
0.

The Jefferson Park fans enjoyed the offense provided by Alou.  He cracked a
two-run shot in the 1st inning, smacked a single in the 3rd inning and
cleared the fences for a two-run home run (his 2nd of the season) in the 5th
inning.  Jefferson Park ended up with 11 hits for the game while Chainsaw had
7.  

The win was credited to Brandon Webb(2-0) who went 6 and 2/3 innings allowing
no runs. John Thomson(0-2) was charged with the loss.  He allowed 3 homeruns
in 2 innings of work.  

'I felt great out there today,' Alou said, 'Maybe I should make a regular
habit of getting to bed on time!'